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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

 

            ~~50 THINGS GURLS WISH GUYS NEW...

1. Don`t tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t expect us to
look like Victoria Secret Models.

4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

5. There is no such thing as "too much" spooning.

6. We think about you all the time.

7. This is how we see it »If He Don't call = He Must Not care.

8. Which also means that if we don`t call »take a hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possesive
is not necessary.

10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important
than knowing you much you can bench-press.

11. Return favors: we message, you massage. we go down,
you go down. we shave, you shave.

12. Foreplay is not an option. It's a must.

13. We're allowed to be late. You're not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win.

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way?
Didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.

24. We have an excuse for being bitchy at least once a month.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are.

26. We love surprises.

27. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an iron tongue.

28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.
Never tighty-whities!

30. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh
mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

31. Clean your room before we come over.

32. When we use our teeth, it means that you suck at
going down on us, so we're just returning the favor.

33. Even though you're sometimes insensitive and hurt
us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Hit it and quit it. Because later on i`ll be with your
best friend, and he lasts for hours.

35. Don't act hard around your friends, because I won't
make you hard tonight.

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!".

37. "Wife beaters" are not an adequite form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be a porn star.
NOT your girlfriend….

39. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in
a movie just isn't right.

40. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are
stressful enough.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to
satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat chicks" have feelings, too.

44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty
looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.

45. The exscuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable. We`ll
appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.

46. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the first ring,
doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.

47. You don`t have to spend alot; if it means alot.

48. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.

49. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything.
meaning, my bestfriends know everything about you

 

           44 Things guys are suppose 2 do 4 gurls:

1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

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